Why Not?

himynameiscarl:

thelittlestdrunk:

• “Oh, that would make a nice place to fish. I like fishing, but I’m not a very good fisherman. I always throw the fish back into the water, just put a band-aid on his mouth, tap ‘im on the patootie and let him on his way. And maybe some day, if I’m lucky, I’ll get to catch him again. “
• “Shwooop. Hehe. You have to make those little noises, or it just doesn’t work. “
• “Let’s build us a happy, little cloud that floats around the sky.”
• “We don’t have mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.”
• “When I was a small boy, I used to play with all kinds of creatures, they were my friends. I didn’t know ‘til I was about half grown that everybody didn’t play with an alligator or have a little squirrel for a friend …”

• “People look at me like I’m a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That’s ok. That’s just ok.”

• “That’s a crooked tree. We’ll send him to Washington.”

i’ll be the first to admit that i misread this as “rick ross quotes”

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